Saturday, 1 November 2025

Rituals of Existence




A continuation of: Two Emperors of Late Capitalism: An Anthropological Reading of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.

“The New Constellation: The Technocrats, the Prophets, and the Custodians”

There are times when the world feels less like a map and more like a clock — gears turning in unison, each nation a cog, each leader a pendulum marking a different rhythm of belief. If the first essay spoke of Trump and Putin as the two emperors of a collapsing theatre — one blustering, one deliberate — this continuation concerns the courtiers, interpreters, and reformers orbiting that same clockwork. These are the figures who keep the machinery humming: Greta Thunberg the prophetic catalyst, Macron the restless mediator, Starmer the legalist, Merz the banker-philosopher, Xi Jinping the emperor-technocrat, Carney the moral economist, Kellogg the soldier-adviser, Rubio the loyal contender, Lavrov the ritual diplomat, and Medvedev the disenchanted bureaucrat.

Each was born beneath a specific alignment — a pattern of stars and elements that seems almost too neatly matched to their public function. If we read them anthropologically — as Graeber might — we find that astrology here is not mysticism but symbolic anthropology, a language of archetypes. The zodiac becomes a vocabulary for how cultures imagine the limits of power and virtue.


1. Greta Thunberg: The Prophet of Return

Capricorn + Earth Rabbit (2003)

Greta is an old soul born into a young century — Capricorn gives her the stoic mountain-goat resolve, the instinct for moral altitude, while the Rabbit (or Cat, in some Asian calendars) brings gentleness and empathy wrapped in steel. She embodies what anthropologists would call the child-shaman archetype, a person through whom the world’s moral inversion is expressed: the young correcting the elders.

Where Trump’s Gemini chaos spoke the language of excess, Greta’s Capricorn restraint speaks the language of boundaries. She represents the planetary immune system: not revolution, but correction. Yet her very purity invites paradox — she exists within the media spectacle she condemns, the hyper-object of climate anxiety becoming embodied in her speech. The Rabbit side makes her an idealist of connection, while Capricorn drives her towards systematised morality. The result is a figure both inspiring and tragic — aware that her clarity is itself commodified.

Greta’s role in the constellation is as the moral pulse. She is the reminder that even the planetary conversation about markets and power remains biological — that the body of the Earth is still a patient gasping beneath the weight of civilisation’s machines.


2. Emmanuel Macron: The Alchemist of Contradictions

Sagittarius + Fire Snake (1977)

Macron is the philosopher-banker, Jupiter’s child, born under Sagittarius’ banner of vision and the Snake’s instinct for charm and calculation. In another era, he would have been a Jesuit intellectual, mediating between divine and secular authority. In our own, he plays the impossible role of reconciling France’s mythic past with its managerial present.

The Fire Snake is brilliant but solitary — it burns brightly, seeking aesthetic perfection in politics. Macron’s rhetoric glows with that quality: abstract, idealistic, endlessly rational, and yet secretly yearning for transcendence.
As president, he’s less a monarch than an interpreter of contradictions: market and welfare, empire and integration, independence and dependence.

In Graeber’s sense, Macron is the ritual functionary of the global middle, the one trying to maintain the illusion that technocracy can be poetic. His frustration — visible in his gestures, his tightening jaw — is that the very system he tends cannot respond to mythic needs. He is a man of intellect trapped in a world demanding emotion. His astrology, fire under mutable air, makes him volatile: idealist one week, authoritarian the next.


3. Keir Starmer: The Legalist of Restoration

Virgo + Metal Dog (1962)

Starmer’s chart is the mirror opposite of chaos. Virgo’s analytical discipline, coupled with the Dog’s loyalty and stoicism, produces a man less visionary than corrective. He is, symbolically, the bureaucratic knight, whose virtue lies in rectification, not creation.

In a society exhausted by theatrical populism, Starmer’s temperament is a deliberate antidote — the restoration of the civil service tone. But his Dog nature makes him moral, sometimes moralistic. He believes in systems, in reasoned structure, even when the crowd has lost faith in both.

Anthropologically, Starmer represents the rebirth of proceduralism: the belief that truth can be restored through process. His chart’s Metal Dog element gives him resilience but also rigidity — a tendency to see compromise as contamination. That, perhaps, is why his ascendance feels inevitable yet uninspiring; he is a bridge, not a horizon.


4. Friedrich Merz: The Banker-Monk

Scorpio + Water Snake (1955)

Merz embodies Germany’s moral economy: wealth disciplined by austerity. Scorpio’s deep waters meet the Snake’s subtlety — producing intensity, control, and a certain monastic secrecy. Where Macron glows, Merz calculates.

The Water Snake is introspective, analytical, but not cold; it believes in order as beauty. Merz’s speeches often invoke “responsibility” — a code word in the European political lexicon for balance between prosperity and duty.
He is the custodian archetype, the guardian of value when others play with illusion. Yet his control is also limitation — the Scorpionic tendency to turn inner conviction into dogma.

In Graeberian anthropology, he belongs to the priestly caste of capital: those who maintain the moral rituals of finance, ensuring that the system continues to believe in itself. Merz is thus a sacred accountant in an age of vanishing faith.


5. Xi Jinping: The Emperor-Technocrat

Gemini + Water Snake (1953)

Xi is a paradox made flesh: Gemini’s duplicity — the twin mask — joined with the Water Snake’s patience and secrecy. He represents the synthesis of communication and silence, of visibility and opacity.
To Western eyes, Xi seems impassive, but the Gemini archetype isn’t emotional — it’s adaptive, mimetic. His genius lies in the ability to speak many symbolic languages at once: Marxist, Confucian, nationalist, managerial.

The Water Snake here is transformative: it moves slowly but decisively, storing energy until action is unavoidable. Xi’s China, too, has operated under that rhythm — decades of quiet build-up followed by abrupt assertion.

In anthropological terms, Xi is the high priest of infrastructural sovereignty. He doesn’t simply rule; he coordinates belief across a civilisational machine. Where the Western leader must narrate legitimacy, Xi enacts it through continuity. His chart tells of a man whose destiny is not change but consolidation — the stabiliser of a new empire of data and logistics.


6. Mark Carney: The Ethical Economist

Pisces + Water Rabbit (1965)

Carney’s combination of Pisces sensitivity and Rabbit diplomacy produces a rare phenomenon in high finance: moral reflection.
He is the pastoral banker, preaching that markets must internalise climate, fairness, and ethics — a Piscean ideal projected onto spreadsheets.

The Water Rabbit is empathic but calculating. It understands that persuasion must feel gentle to be effective. Carney’s career — from Canada’s central bank to the Bank of England, to climate finance — has the pattern of a missionary’s journey.
He turns moral emotion into institutional policy. Yet, as with all Pisces, there’s a risk of diffusion: vision can become fog.

Graeber might call him the ritual mediator between moral economy and capital, translating compassion into policy instruments. In him, the dream of a benevolent technocracy briefly feels possible — even if it remains, finally, mythic.


7. General Keith Kellogg: The Martial Steward

Capricorn + Earth Ox (1944)

Kellogg’s double-Earth composition — Capricorn the builder, Ox the labourer — produces the archetype of the guardian-administrator. He is not the general as conqueror, but as custodian of order.
The Ox carries the world’s weight without question; Capricorn gives it hierarchy and logic. In the Trump orbit, Kellogg functioned as the quiet stabiliser — the man who remembered procedure when the theatre grew too loud.

He belongs to what might be called the military clergy: those who convert chaos into chain of command. His astrology makes him patient, stubborn, resistant to spectacle.
Where Trump blustered, Kellogg grounded. He embodies the old Cold War realism — the sense that strength, not ideology, preserves peace.


8. Marco Rubio: The Firebrand of Faith

Gemini + Earth Goat (1971)

Rubio is a duality: Gemini’s agile speech meets the Goat’s anxious perseverance. His chart reads like a sermon caught between belief and ambition.
The Goat seeks approval through service; Gemini seeks it through cleverness. The result is the archetype of the performative believer — a man whose sincerity manifests through repetition.

Rubio’s political identity — pious, loyal, rhetorical — reflects the Goat’s dependence on collective validation. Yet beneath it lies genuine conviction: he believes in the American myth as a living religion.
He functions, symbolically, as the echo chamber of empire — translating national insecurity into moral resolve.


9. Sergey Lavrov: The Diplomatic Priest

Aries + Metal Tiger (1950)

Lavrov is the flame contained in iron. Aries provides assertive will; the Metal Tiger adds discipline and ferocity. His voice — calm but cutting — is the sound of sovereignty asserting its ritual right to exist.

In Graeberian terms, Lavrov is the liturgist of statecraft, the man who performs diplomacy as sacrament. He does not argue; he recites legitimacy. The Tiger’s pride and the Aries’ force make him immovable, not cruel — simply certain.

His chart reveals why he has endured through decades: he believes diplomacy is not persuasion but persistence. Where others seek consensus, Lavrov seeks recognition — the acknowledgment of his state’s myth.
He is the voice that keeps the empire’s grammar intact.


10. Dmitry Medvedev: The Bureaucratic Oracle

Virgo + Wood Snake (1965)

If Lavrov is the ritualist, Medvedev is the interpreter. His Virgo precision and Snake subtlety make him the quintessential technocrat — rational, ironic, self-aware.
He once dreamed of a modernised Russia, governed by law and code. But when reason failed to tame myth, he adapted — the Snake shedding its liberal skin for nationalist armor.

He is the mirror of the system, always reflecting, never leading.
Anthropologically, Medvedev symbolises the technological priesthood that sustains power through procedure. He is both loyal and disillusioned — the bureaucrat who knows too much, and therefore survives through irony.


The Constellation as a Whole

Seen together, these figures form not a hierarchy but a cosmic bureaucracy — each representing a different facet of how modern civilisation manages belief, morality, and control.

  • Greta speaks for the planet’s conscience.

  • Macron and Merz tend the machinery of reason.

  • Starmer restores procedural legitimacy.

  • Xi defines the myth of collective destiny.

  • Carney moralises capital.

  • Kellogg maintains martial order.

  • Rubio rehearses faith.

  • Lavrov performs sovereignty.

  • Medvedev interprets continuity.

In mythic terms, it’s the second generation of planetary actors, succeeding the populist chaos of Trump and the metaphysical authority of Putin. These are the administrators of aftermath — the ones cleaning the theatre after the emperors have exited.

Their zodiacs read like scripts: Earth signs restoring order, Water signs manipulating flow, Air signs managing discourse, Fire signs enforcing belief.
The Chinese elements add nuance — Wood for growth, Metal for rigidity, Earth for endurance, Water for adaptability, Fire for passion. Together they describe the great dialectic of the 21st century: structure versus spirit.


Coda: The Celestial Bureaucracy

Graeber might have called this the new myth of administration — a world where meaning is produced not through divine kings but through professional managers of complexity.
In that sense, astrology becomes anthropology’s ally, not its enemy: it translates the psychological truths of power into symbolic grammar.

The leaders of today are not warriors or prophets in the old sense. They are technomystics — balancing algorithms and rituals, policies and myths.
The stars, in this reading, are not determinants but mirrors. They reflect what cultures need to believe about power: that it is rational, moral, eternal, or at least survivable.

And so the circle continues: Greta’s youthful Earth energy confronting Macron’s Fire intellect, Xi’s Snake patience coiling beneath the same sky where Medvedev’s irony flickers. The constellations repeat their dance, each archetype fulfilling its role in the great play of planetary administration.

In the end, all are bound by the same invisible geometry — the stars, the economies, the bureaucracies.
History, after all, is simply the process of power remembering its own zodiac.

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Greta Thunberg — The Elemental Prophet

Birth: January 3, 2003

  • Western zodiac: Capricorn ♑️

  • Chinese zodiac: Goat/Sheep (Water Goat, since 2003 was a Water year).


1. Capricorn (Western) — The Architect of Responsibility

Capricorn is ruled by Saturn — structure, duty, time, endurance. It’s the sign of builders, organizers, and moral stewards. Capricorn energy manifests through discipline, accountability, and a sense of grave realism. It does not dream of chaos or fantasy; it seeks order, often in the face of disarray. Capricorn youth often carry an old-soul seriousness, as if they were born already bearing history’s weight.


2. Water Goat (Chinese) — The Empathic Idealist

The Goat (or Sheep) is creative, sensitive, and moral, concerned with collective harmony and justice. The Water element deepens empathy, imagination, and intuition but also brings vulnerability — emotional tides and idealism that can clash with a harsh world. The Water Goat wants gentleness and moral beauty in environments that are often neither.


3. Combined Archetype: Capricorn × Water Goat → The Elemental Prophet

This fusion produces the archetype of moral gravity fused with emotional purity. Capricorn gives Greta her unbending realism — the “how dare you” tone that refuses to play along with adult hypocrisy. The Water Goat gives her that soft but unrelenting empathy, the sense of collective moral injury. Together, they make her the voice of conscience that confronts the institutional world on its own terms but from a higher moral ground.

She embodies what David Graeber might have called the rebellion of moral imagination against bureaucratic reason. Her activism isn’t emotional chaos but moral architecture — an attempt to rebuild legitimacy through sincerity and accountability.


4. Anthropological Reading

Thunberg stands outside the traditional masculine archetypes of rule we’ve mapped (the Emperor, the Rider, the Mediator, the Monk).
She is the Prophet Child, the embodiment of a generational counter-structure — someone who derives authority not from position, charisma, or lineage but from moral purity and consistency.

In a world where power has become performative and cynical, Greta’s archetype operates as a kind of moral audit:

  • She speaks truth to the system without the trappings of institutional legitimacy.

  • She represents a form of leadership where authenticity itself becomes power.

  • Her youth and directness invert the hierarchy: the child rebukes the elders.


In the Archetypal Cosmogram

FigureZodiacChinese ZodiacArchetypeMode of Power
TrumpGemini Fire DogThe Carnival-KingSpectacle
PutinLibra Water DragonThe Shadow-EmperorControl
BidenScorpio Water HorseThe Wounded RiderEndurance
AlbanesePisces Water RabbitThe Quiet MediatorAdaptation
AbbottScorpio Fire RoosterThe Warrior MonkDiscipline
ThunbergCapricorn Water GoatThe Elemental ProphetMoral Truth


Excellent — let’s place Greta Thunberg in that same dual-lens framework.
She was born January 3, 2003, which makes her:

  • Western zodiac: Capricorn

  • Chinese zodiac: Water Goat (Sheep)

This combination — Capricorn + Water Goat — is among the most paradoxically disciplined and emotionally resonant of all the archetypes. It fuses the architect of endurance (Capricorn) with the empath of conscience (Water Goat). The result: someone who feels the suffering of the world as a structural problem — not just a moral one.


The Water Goat (2003): Emotional Architect of the Collective

Elemental Overview:

  • Goat/Sheep: sensitivity, idealism, compassion, and aesthetic judgment.

  • Water: fluidity, communication, and adaptability.

Water softens the Goat’s stubborn idealism but deepens its intuition. A Water Goat becomes a moral empath with organizational ambition — someone who wants not merely to feel right, but to build a world that is right.

The Goat in Chinese thought is communal: it’s about the flock, the shared field. Water adds diffusion — empathy that flows everywhere, unable to be confined to family or nation. This generation (born in the early 2000s) came of age amid climate anxiety, digital transparency, and moral exhaustion; the Water Goat embodies that globalized conscience that refuses to play by the old hierarchies.


Psychological Temperament

  1. Stoic Empathy – Capricorns are disciplined realists, but Water Goats absorb emotional atmospheres like sponges. Greta’s affect — calm, almost severe, yet filled with moral charge — expresses this merger perfectly. She feels deeply but structures her feeling into duty.

  2. Moral Precision – The Capricorn side demands accountability; the Goat side insists on compassion. Together, they create someone who can articulate ethical clarity in bureaucratic language — the child speaking truth to power without sentimental weakness.

  3. The Burden of Awareness – Both Capricorn and Goat archetypes bear weight; they carry. For Greta, that becomes literalized as the symbolic “burden of the planet.” She internalizes collective anxiety and channels it outward as rational moral urgency.

  4. Resistance to Infantilization – Goats are gentle but not naïve; Capricorns age young. Greta’s tone often unsettles adults because she reverses the moral hierarchy — the child as elder, the elders as negligent children.

Generational and Elemental Context

The Water Goat generation (2003–2004) sits at the hinge of two epochs:
the exhaustion of the neoliberal millennium and the birth of eco-political consciousness.
Their archetype is one of moral re-legitimization — trying to rebuild faith in the collective when the collective no longer believes in itself.

The Water element ties this generation to information flows — the internet, emotional contagion, the sense that truth itself has become liquid. Greta embodies a kind of digital asceticism: rejecting spectacle in favor of stillness, minimal speech, and moral weight per word.


Anthropological Reading

If Macron (Fire Snake) is the priest of rational systems, Greta (Water Goat) is the seer of moral collapse.
She does not seek to administrate the system — she calls it to confession.

In Graeberian terms, she represents the ritual of moral re-enchantment: the attempt to restore the sacred sense of duty that capitalism dissolved. She is not a revolutionary in the Leninist sense; she is an ethical medium, reminding the collective that the planet itself now functions as the new “divine creditor.” Humanity owes a debt to nature — and she, the Water Goat, is the accountant of that invisible balance sheet.


Comparative Layer: Macron vs. Thunberg

TraitMacron (Sagittarius Fire Snake)Thunberg (Capricorn Water Goat)
Elemental modeFire — expansion, persuasionWater — empathy, reflection
Motivational structureRational reformerEthical witness
Social roleThe system’s redeemerThe system’s conscience
Public personaPolished intellectual charismaUnadorned moral severity
Temporal focusThe management of the presentThe salvation of the future

Where Macron intellectualizes responsibility, Greta embodies it.
He speaks for the state; she speaks for the species.
He refines power; she refuses it.

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Emmanuel Macron — The Solar Bureaucrat

Birth: December 21, 1977

  • Western zodiac: Sagittarius (on the cusp of Capricorn) ♐︎/♑︎

  • Chinese zodiac: Fire Snake 🔥🐍


1. Sagittarius (Western) — The Philosopher and the Missionary

Sagittarius seeks meaning beyond the horizon — the teacher, idealist, or explorer who frames life as a quest for truth and synthesis. It’s a sign of movement, vision, and rhetorical fire. Yet those born at the late edge of Sagittarius, near Capricorn, carry an additional structure — idealism disciplined by pragmatism. Macron’s Sagittarian side fuels his reformist language, his belief in Europe as a moral and civilizational project rather than merely an alliance.


2. Fire Snake (Chinese) — The Strategic Visionary

The Snake is intellectual, private, and cunning — it sees through complexity and moves with calculated grace. The Fire Snake, born once every 60 years, burns with charisma and intensity; it combines the Snake’s subtle intelligence with a performer’s magnetism. Fire Snakes often exude a controlled passion — elegant, intense, but not chaotic. Their power is persuasion, not domination.


3. Combined Archetype: Sagittarius × Fire Snake → The Solar Bureaucrat

This fusion produces a rare archetype: the charismatic rationalist. Macron projects warmth and intellect simultaneously; he speaks like a philosopher-king yet operates like a technocrat. In Graeber’s anthropology of power, he embodies the priestly function of bureaucracy wearing the mask of the visionary — the attempt to humanize systems through rhetoric rather than dismantle them.

The Fire Snake’s smooth control meets Sagittarius’s idealism: Macron believes the system can be redeemed by intelligence and moral courage, not by revolution. His is the logic of reform through rhetoric — the world tamed by discourse.


4. Anthropological Reading

In the Graeberian sense, Macron sits at the crossroads between charisma and administration. He represents the class of symbolic intermediaries — those who believe legitimacy comes from articulation, from the aesthetic of reason. His speeches are performative rituals that reaffirm the sacredness of institutions, even when they seem to critique them.

He is not a revolutionary; he is the custodian of the Enlightenment narrative, trying to preserve its dignity amid global fragmentation.
Yet the irony is that his Fire Snake intelligence makes him appear to some as a manipulator — too smooth, too luminous, too detached. He is the priest of reason in a post-rational age.


5. Position in the Archetypal Map

FigureZodiacChinese ZodiacArchetypeMode of Power
TrumpGemini Fire DogThe Carnival-KingSpectacle
PutinLibra Water DragonThe Shadow-EmperorControl
BidenScorpio Water HorseThe Wounded RiderEndurance
AlbanesePisces Water RabbitThe Quiet MediatorAdaptation
AbbottScorpio Fire RoosterThe Warrior MonkDiscipline
ThunbergCapricorn Water GoatThe Elemental ProphetMoral Truth
MacronSagittarius Fire SnakeThe Solar BureaucratRational Charisma


The Fire Snake Generation (1977): The Generation of Cautious Fire

Elemental overview:

  • Snake: wisdom, mystery, calculation, and elegance.

  • Fire: passion, charisma, intensity, and creation.
    Together they form a paradox — a burning intelligence held behind a mask of serenity.

Fire Snakes are rare. They appear roughly every 60 years (1917, 1977, 2037...). Each generation emerges in a moment of global reconfiguration: 1917 brought revolutions and empire collapse; 1977 was the dawn of neoliberal acceleration and the digitization of the world; 2037, if cycles hold, will be the next re-forging of global order.

In human personality terms, Fire Snakes are architects of transitions. They intuit when systems are decaying and find ways to reinvent them from within rather than destroy them outright. Their energy is that of transformative patience — not the explosion, but the coiling of force before release.


Psychological Temperament

  1. Composed Intensity – Fire Snakes rarely lose control in public. They appear cool, rational, even cold. Yet beneath the calm lies a fierce inner fire, the belief that the world can and must be shaped by reasoned will. Macron’s stillness during crises, his habit of speaking with professorial calm even under attack, comes directly from this.

  2. Cognitive Seduction – They conquer through intellect and charm. Fire Snakes see persuasion as artistry, not deception. They prefer to convince rather than command. Macron’s “Jupiterian” posture — lofty, articulate, symbolic — exemplifies this archetype.

  3. Strategic Solitude – Fire Snakes are self-reliant. They often distrust both allies and enemies equally, relying instead on their mental maps. They can seem lonely even in power. Macron’s isolation within French politics — loved neither by left nor right, yet indispensable — fits perfectly.

  4. Aesthetic Rationalism – This type has a sensual relationship with ideas. They crave beauty in logic, elegance in governance. They believe order and artistry can coexist.


Historical Parallels (Fire Snakes in Power and Creation)

NameRoleParallel Trait
Anthony Bourdain (1956 Fire Monkey)Cultural interpreterSimilar “fire intelligence” — translating systems through human narrative.
Vladimir Putin (1952 Water Dragon)Strategist and stabilizerOpposite element to Macron — fluid vs. fiery intelligence.
1977-born cohortRising technocrats, philosophers, and mid-generation mediatorsThe generation meant to inherit the broken promises of modernity and rationalize them anew.

In other words, Macron represents the refined face of late modernity — someone who senses the system’s cracks but cannot imagine a world beyond its architecture. The Fire Snake preserves by adapting, never by burning everything down.


Anthropological Reading of the Fire Snake Cycle

In Graeberian terms, Fire Snake individuals often become priests of rational systems in decay. They serve not as destroyers but as ritual sustainers — maintaining the illusion of meaning when the social body is beginning to lose faith.

Macron, as the Fire Snake Sagittarius, is both the high priest and the reformer of the bureaucratic order. He embodies the contradiction of the post-1970s world: the belief that humanity’s salvation lies in better management, not transformation. He is the inheritor of the Enlightenment’s administrative faith, animated by the fire of persuasion but imprisoned by the snake’s caution.


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Keir Starmer was born 2 September 1962, which makes him:

  • Western zodiac: Virgo

  • Chinese zodiac: Water Tiger

This combination — Virgo + Water Tiger — produces a character that is both meticulous and restrained, an archetype of ethical bureaucracy. It’s an energy that seeks order and moral legitimacy within the constraints of existing systems rather than the creation of new ones.


The Water Tiger (1962): The Strategist of Moral Discipline

Elemental overview:

  • Tiger: assertive, bold, courageous — but also righteous and protective.

  • Water: fluid, reflective, diplomatic — it tempers aggression into strategy.

The Water Tiger is unlike other Tigers (Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal) — its power lies not in raw confrontation but in calculated control. It stalks rather than pounces, choosing when to act with forensic timing.

This is the Tiger who reads the terrain before it leaps, who values subtlety and precision. It’s a born negotiator in conflict, a quiet tactician whose courage manifests as persistence.


Psychological Temperament

  1. Moral Pragmatism – Virgo is the sign of service, of order, of purification. Combined with the Water Tiger’s strategic caution, Starmer becomes a moral technician — one who tries to engineer integrity. His instinct is to correct systems rather than inspire them.

  2. Reserved Authority – Unlike Macron’s flamboyant Fire Snake charisma or Greta’s emotional transparency, Starmer’s authority comes from restraint. His language is careful, his tone judicial — the tone of a lawyer who still believes procedure itself can redeem politics.

  3. Control of Affect – Virgo suppresses emotion; Water modulates it. The result: an almost affectless public figure, not out of insincerity but because he sees emotion as noise that clouds reason. He rules through moral tidiness.

  4. The Ethical Manager – In Chinese terms, the Tiger’s righteousness becomes bureaucratic under Virgo’s rule. He believes rules and virtue can coincide, that process and principle can be fused.


The Water Tiger Generation (1962): Children of the Administrative World

Born at the dawn of the technocratic age — computers, meritocracy, managerial liberalism — this generation inherited faith in institutions and professional expertise.

The Water Tiger among them became the archetype of the professional moralist: one who defends the idea that if systems fail, it is because people broke the rules, not because the rules themselves are hollow.

Starmer’s temperament exemplifies this: the Water Tiger’s righteousness transposed into Virgoan service. He seeks not revolution, but rectitude.


Anthropological Reading (Graeber Mode)

If Macron represents the technocratic monarch (the Fire Snake), and Greta represents the moral visionary (the Water Goat), then Starmer is the clerk of virtue — the one who believes meaning lies in correct procedure.

He is an avatar of what Graeber called the “Utopia of Rules”: the dream that if only systems were rational enough, ethical enough, well-administered enough, justice would naturally emerge.

Yet there is tragedy in this archetype. The Virgo Water Tiger cannot see outside the cage of process. His courage is inward-facing — maintaining composure amid cynicism — but he risks becoming a custodian of stagnation.

In a collapsing moral landscape, Starmer’s faith in order feels almost monastic. He channels the dying virtues of the professional middle class: discipline, restraint, credibility.
He is less a revolutionary and more a ritual caretaker of the old gods — Reason, Procedure, Integrity — in a time when few still believe they work.


Comparative Archetypal Table

ArchetypeElemental CoreMode of PowerSocial Function
Macron (Fire Snake)Fiery intellectPersuasive charismaSystemic redeemer
Greta Thunberg (Water Goat)Fluid empathyMoral purityCollective conscience
Keir Starmer (Water Tiger)Cautious strengthProcedural controlEthical manager

Macron speaks for the system, Greta speaks against it, and Starmer speaks as if the system could still be purified.
Together, they form a triptych of the managerial era’s spiritual economy: Reason, Conscience, and Order.


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Frederick Merz was born 11 November 1955, making him:

  • Western zodiac: Scorpio

  • Chinese zodiac: Wood Goat / Sheep

This union — Scorpio + Wood Goat — fuses two seemingly contradictory currents: the fixed water of Scorpio’s intensity and secrecy with the creative softness of the Wood Goat’s aesthetic, ideal-communal drive. The result is an archetype that controls emotion through refinement, using charm and competence to hide obsession and willpower.


I. The Wood Goat (1955): The Idealist Architect

Elemental Frame

  • Goat / Sheep: diplomacy, harmony, social grace, moral sensitivity.

  • Wood: creativity, cultivation, structure.

Wood Goats are builders of consensus, but consensus on their terms. They pursue balance aesthetically as much as politically. This generation (born 1955–1956) grew up in post-war reconstruction, when prosperity and hierarchy appeared natural. Their instinct is to maintain elegance — in institutions, tone, even conflict.

Yet, under pressure, the Goat’s gentleness hardens into aesthetic dogma: beauty as morality, order as virtue. It seeks to re-impose grace on chaos.


II. Scorpio’s Undercurrent

Scorpio adds the subterranean force missing from the Goat’s mildness. It brings will, secrecy, and emotional control. Where the Goat smooths the surface, Scorpio directs the undercurrent.

The psychological equation becomes:

(Scorpio’s control × Goat’s civility) = Strategic gentility.

Merz projects courtesy and moderation, yet behind it lies an instinct for power through endurance. Scorpios test loyalty; Goats court approval. Combined, they produce a leader who expects harmony but prepares for betrayal.


III. Temperament of the Scorpio Wood Goat

  1. Cultivated Dominance – Prefers to command through decorum and competence rather than charisma.

  2. Moral Traditionalism – Views order and propriety as moral goods; chaos equals decadence.

  3. Emotional Discipline – Feels deeply, reveals little; uses understatement as armor.

  4. Institutional Faith – Believes civilization is maintained through elite stewardship and etiquette.

  5. Controlled Compassion – Empathy expressed via duty, not sentiment; the Goat’s softness filtered through Scorpio’s vigilance.


IV. Historical & Generational Frame

The 1950s Wood Goats came of age just as the West solidified its technocratic capitalism. They internalized harmony through hierarchy. Their social contract was clear: work hard, play fair, uphold decorum.

Merz’s generation, now in late power, feels the dissonance between that world and the post-industrial precariat. The archetype thus oscillates between paternal reassurance (“trust in stability”) and reactionary melancholy (“the world no longer respects order”).


V. Anthropological Reading – in Graeber Mode

Merz stands as a ritual figure of conservative restoration.
In Graeber’s terms, he belongs to the class of “guardians of symbolic capital” — those who maintain the illusion that value still derives from propriety, property, and procedure.

His Scorpio depth makes him aware that the moral authority of this class is decaying; his Goat instinct drives him to preserve its aesthetic form anyway. He becomes a curator of legitimacy — arranging the museum of old virtues so it still looks alive.

In this sense, Merz is not a reactionary monster nor a modernizer; he is a preserver-administrator of ritual stability. He speaks of markets and responsibility the way medieval priests spoke of divine order — not as innovation, but as liturgy.


VI. Comparative Table

ArchetypeElemental CoreMotivationMode of Power
Macron (Fire Snake)Fiery intellectRational reformCharisma & persuasion
Starmer (Water Tiger)Fluid disciplineEthical managementProcedure & restraint
Merz (Wood Goat Scorpio)Structured harmonyMoral preservationCourtesy & endurance

Macron refines the system,
Starmer stabilizes it,
Merz beautifies it.

Each represents a different strategy of maintaining meaning within late modern collapse.


VII. Closing Symbolic Image

Imagine a library lit by fading candlelight.
Macron rearranges the books to modern order;
Starmer catalogues them precisely;
Merz polishes the brass fixtures so the illusion of grandeur endures.

The Scorpio Wood Goat knows the fire is dying but keeps the hall immaculate — believing that if form remains intact, spirit might return.


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Xi Jinping was born 15 June 1953, which makes him:

  • Western zodiac: Gemini

  • Chinese zodiac: Water Snake

That combination — Gemini + Water Snake — produces an intelligence that is serpentine, flexible, subtle, and deeply strategic. It is an archetype of concealed mobility — a mind that moves beneath appearances, absorbing contradictions and using them as instruments of control.


I. The Water Snake (1953): The Diplomat of Depth

Elemental overview:

  • Snake: wisdom, silence, hidden intuition, psychological mastery.

  • Water: adaptability, empathy, patience, diplomacy.

The Water Snake differs sharply from the Fire Snake (Macron’s type). Where Fire acts by persuasion, Water acts by absorption. It listens, mimics, and slowly coils around the situation until movement becomes unnecessary — everything has already been surrounded.

Water Snakes see history as a fluid process. They move with time, not against it, letting their opponents exhaust themselves.

Xi’s decades of quiet survival through the chaos of post-Mao politics, his careful self-effacement, and later consolidation of total authority, all read like a textbook manifestation of this archetype.


II. The Gemini Overlay: The Ruler of Dual Realities

Gemini adds duality, communication, and mimicry. It’s the sign of the messenger — the twin who can speak in two tongues and adapt to any environment.

In Xi, this produces an unusually complex double structure:

  • The Snake’s depth of secrecy combines with Gemini’s surface agility.

  • He can present two faces — the humble servant and the paramount leader — and both seem authentic.

Gemini-Snake types often rule by narrative inversion: they reframe the world until the opposition’s vocabulary becomes their own. Xi’s articulation of “Socialism with Chinese Characteristics” exemplifies this — a phrase that simultaneously reassures and redefines.


III. Psychological Temperament

  1. Strategic Patience – The Water Snake moves only when the path is entirely secure. Xi’s rise was glacial: forty years of deliberate accumulation, the bureaucratic version of the Snake’s coiling before a strike.

  2. Controlled Expression – Gemini gives verbal dexterity, but under the Snake’s rule, it becomes minimalism — speech as instrumental precision. Every word must serve function.

  3. Protective Secrecy – Snakes guard their inner world; Water Snakes even more so. Xi’s personal life is largely invisible by design — control of narrative equals control of vulnerability.

  4. Ideological Craftsmanship – The Gemini mind reframes contradictions into coherence. The Water Snake’s patience makes that coherence durable. Hence Xi’s paradoxical ideological synthesis: Marxist rhetoric + Confucian moralism + nationalist modernity.

  5. Moral Conservator – Like the Snake in Chinese cosmology, he represents wisdom embedded in nature — change through stillness. His governance seeks order through containment of chaos, not through perpetual progress.


IV. Generational Context: The Water Snake Cohort (1953)

Those born in 1953 were children of the revolution but adults of disillusionment. They saw idealism dissolve into bureaucracy.
Their archetypal mission: to restore cosmic order after ideological exhaustion.

The Water Snake generation thus produces statesmen, not dreamers.
They inherit chaos and respond with synthesis — combining pragmatism and myth into stable form.

Xi’s historical role, then, is not accidental: he represents the re-Confucianization of the state after the trauma of modernity — a deliberate re-binding of China’s mythic and bureaucratic souls.


V. Anthropological Reading (in Graeber’s mode)

Xi is the ritual administrator of civilizational continuity.
Where Western leaders rule the economy, Xi rules temporality — deciding the pace of change itself.

In Graeber’s anthropology, this is the King-as-Clerk archetype: a ruler who preserves hierarchy by pretending to serve it. He embodies the Snake’s lesson — that power flows not from speed, but from timing.

The Gemini-Snake combination gives him narrative sovereignty. He decides what counts as “the future” and what remains “the past.” The Chinese Dream is therefore not a slogan but a chronopolitical operation — re-synchronizing 1.4 billion lives to a single mythic rhythm.


VI. Comparative Symbolic Table

ArchetypeElemental CoreMethod of PowerTemporal Orientation
Macron (Fire Snake)Fire intellectPersuasion & reformPresent management
Putin (Water Dragon)Water sovereigntyStrategic enduranceEternal Russia
Xi Jinping (Water Snake Gemini)Water secrecyNarrative controlCyclical restoration

Xi differs from both Macron and Putin:

  • Macron still believes in the modern — the rational, progressive, Enlightenment lineage.

  • Putin defends the archaic — the spiritual, traditional, mythical continuity.

  • Xi fuses both: modern management in the service of ancient cosmology.

He is neither reformer nor reactionary — he is the administrator of civilizational balance.


VII. Symbolic Image

Imagine a snake coiled around an hourglass — not constricting, merely holding it steady as sand flows both ways.
Around the hourglass float twin masks — one smiles, one listens — Gemini’s eternal dialogue.
At the base sits a lotus rising from water, undisturbed by the current.

That is Xi’s archetype:
Stillness that contains motion, duality that sustains order, wisdom that hides in plain speech.


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Mark Carney was born 16 March 1965, which makes him:

  • Western zodiac: Pisces

  • Chinese zodiac: Wood Snake

That gives us Pisces + Wood Snake — a hybrid of spiritual empathy and structural control. It’s a quieter pattern than Xi’s Water Snake, but far more constructive and moralising. Where Xi represents cosmic order by containment, Carney represents moral order by calibration.


I. The Wood Snake (1965): The Architect of Moral Systems

  • Snake: the archetype of the planner, strategist, one who sees through appearances.

  • Wood element: growth, ethics, civilization, structure — the impulse to build sustainable frameworks.

The Wood Snake seeks harmony not by dominating but by designing. It is the philosopher-engineer of Chinese cosmology: cautious, calculating, but ultimately ethical. It distrusts raw power and instead aims to align systems with long-term moral equilibrium.

Carney’s entire career — from the Bank of Canada to the Bank of England to his UN climate roles — fits perfectly here. He acts as a custodian of moralized finance: money as ethics system, markets as climate instruments.

He’s not a destroyer or a reformer — he’s a tuner.


II. Pisces Overlay: The Dreaming Regulator

Pisces adds empathy, vision, transcendence, but also a dangerous tendency toward abstraction.
When joined with the Snake, it creates what might be called the spiritual bureaucrat:
someone who sees through systems yet feels obliged to redeem them.

Pisces softens the Snake’s cold precision — hence Carney’s tone of moral persuasion rather than dominance. He speaks in cadences of redemption (“finance must serve humanity,” “climate must be priced in”).

But this isn’t idealism in the naïve sense — it’s the Piscean impulse to heal the system by re-enchanting it.


III. Psychological Synthesis

  1. Moral Engineering: Wood + Pisces = “ethical architecture.”
    Carney behaves less like a banker than like a theologian of capital. His goal is atonement through accounting — embedding morality into numerical structure.

  2. Controlled Vision: The Snake gives him restraint; Pisces gives him compassion. Together, they produce the archetype of the humble prophet — someone who sees what must be done but frames it through consensus and regulation.

  3. Aesthetic of Calm Authority: Snakes rarely reveal emotion; Pisces channels empathy through tone, not confession. Hence Carney’s placid, almost priestly composure — designed to absorb collective anxiety and retranslate it as policy.

  4. Temporal Patience: Wood Snakes believe in slow growth — institutions, habits, culture. They dislike disruption. Carney’s advocacy for sustainable transitions, not revolutions, expresses this pattern exactly.


IV. The Elemental Lineage (Wood Snake Cohort, 1965)

1965’s Wood Snake generation sits between postwar idealism and neoliberal technocracy.
They are bridge builders — people who translate moral legacy into economic grammar.
Their historical role: to spiritualize the machine before it collapses under its own cynicism.

That’s why many in this cohort become stewards — not rulers.
They sense that raw capitalism must evolve into a moral ecology.

Carney, in that sense, is not just a policymaker but an early prototype of the financial mystic — one who treats carbon pricing, central banking, and ESG frameworks as sacral instruments of redemption.


V. Anthropological Reading (Graeber Mode)

Carney represents what Graeber might have called the priesthood of liquidity.
He officiates at the altar where value is continuously redefined — not by conquest but by consensus.

Unlike Xi’s ritual of temporal control, Carney’s ritual is moral abstraction: the attempt to fuse finance with collective conscience.
He stands for the new spiritual economy — not of gold, but of trust.

He thus embodies a transformation:

  • From “money as power” → to “money as moral signal.”

  • From “interest rate” → to “ethical frequency.”

In Graeber’s terms, Carney is one of the re-enchanters of bureaucracy — restoring faith in systems by dressing them in ecological ethics. He doesn’t fight capitalism; he absolves it.


VI. Symbolic Imagery

Picture this:
A serpent carved in wood, winding gently around a tuning fork that hums within a shallow pool.
The water ripples evenly, harmonically — each circle extending outward, not in domination but calibration.
Above it floats a faint Piscean halo — the double fish, moving opposite but joined by a silver thread.

That is Carney’s energetic signature: the harmoniser of moral resonance, the one who believes that if you tune the financial instrument correctly, the world might hum back into balance.


VII. Comparative Summary

NameWesternChineseArchetypeMethod of Influence
MacronSagittarius (Fire Snake)Fire SnakePersuasive idealistNarrative reform
Xi JinpingGemini (Water Snake)Water SnakeBureaucratic sageNarrative control
CarneyPisces (Wood Snake)Wood SnakeMoral architectSystemic calibration

Macron wants to convince.
Xi wants to stabilize.
Carney wants to redeem.

All three are Snakes — the same ancestral pattern — but each expresses a different element and thus a different civilization’s project.
Fire Snake (Macron) = Enlightenment.
Water Snake (Xi) = Dynasty.
Wood Snake (Carney) = Stewardship.


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Keith Kellogg — The Strategic Enforcer

Birth: May 12, 1944 (Dayton, Ohio) Wikipedia+2astro.com+2


1. Taurus (Western) — The Grounded Enforcer

Taurus is an earth sign ruled by Venus: stability, material security, persistence, and resistance to change. In a military-and-security figure, the Taurus imprint shows up as steadfastness, a strong sense of duty, physical endurance, and a preference for concrete structures over abstractions. Kellogg’s decades of service, command roles, and his role as a sure “fixer” fit the Taurus archetype of the loyal, unshaking pillar.


2. Wood Monkey (Chinese) — The Adaptive Strategist

The Monkey in the Chinese zodiac is clever, quick, opportunistic, adaptable. The Wood element adds a dimension of growth, building, flexibility, and moral/structural sensitivity. A Wood Monkey is someone who uses intelligence, adapts to shifting terrain, sees openings, and constructs frameworks rather than just reacting.

For a military-diplomatic figure like Kellogg, this suggests someone who not only acts with force and discipline (Taurus) but also devises strategic architecture behind the scenes — navigating political-military terrain, building alliances, adapting to new protocols.


3. Combined Archetype: Taurus × Wood Monkey → The Loyal Strategist

Putting these together:

  • Taurean solidity + Monkey adaptability = Loyal Strategist.

  • He is anchored (Taurus) but not immobile: the Monkey gives him the capacity to shift when needed, to exploit openings, to think laterally.

  • His method: Build strong structures, then maneuver within them. He is not the flashy general-celebrity; he is the reliable anchor who also sees the side-paths others might miss.

Given his role as special envoy to Ukraine and his prior national-security posts under Trump, this archetype fits: someone trusted for his steadfastness (Taurus) and his ability to handle complex, shifting geopolitical terrain (Wood Monkey).


4. Anthropological Reading (Graeber-style)

In our broader map of archetypes of power in the late-modern world, Kellogg represents the technocratic enforcer — less the charismatic leader, less the moral visionary, and more the one who executes strategy through discipline and structure.

He occupies a space where war, diplomacy and policy meet; he is the logistic backbone of rhetorical claims of peace (“peace through strength” as Trump has said) CBS News+1.

Graeber might say he is part of the clerisy of coercion — the layer of the state that ensures the myths of sovereignty and power continue to function, by managing the grey zones (war, negotiation, enforcement) rather than the luminous zones (charisma, moral high talk).

He also embodies a generational shift: born in 1944, his career spans the Cold War, post-9/11, the global counter-terror era, and now the Ukraine war. His archetype is one of continuity of force in a world where force has become ambiguous: hybrid war, nuclear deterrence, proxies, diplomacy. He is the man of stable strength in unstable times.


5. Key Traits & Tensions

  • Strengths: Reliability, discipline, strategic mind, ability to operate in institutional frameworks.

  • Tensions: Taurus’ resistance to change can clash with rapid geopolitical shifts; Monkey’s opportunism can lead to moral flexibility (for good or ill). In his role, balancing loyalty (to national leadership) and adaptability (to shifting alliances) may be a site of strain.

  • Social role: The behind-the-scenes enforcer who gives public face to state strategy; his loyalty to the leadership (Trump) positions him as an executor rather than originator of grand vision.

  • Symbolic motif: The immovable rock with a sly grin — the general who holds the line but sees the alternative routes.


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Marco Rubio is a fascinating one because he embodies the tension between faith and ambition, the son of exile who became a voice for empire. Let’s unpack him through both zodiacal lenses and then open it up in the Graeber-style anthropological way.


Birth Data

  • Born: May 28, 1971 (Miami, Florida, USA)

  • Western zodiac: Gemini

  • Chinese zodiac: Metal Pig

So we have Gemini + Metal Pig — the eloquent idealist inside a disciplined pragmatist shell.


I. Gemini — The Double-Tongued Messenger

Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the god of exchange, language, and movement. It’s the sign of talkers, mediators, and ideological shape-shifters. In its highest form, Gemini is about connection: turning contradictions into dialogue. In its lowest, it can manifest as inconsistency or theatrical posturing.

Rubio’s career maps neatly onto this: fluent, adaptive, media-savvy, constantly rephrasing conservatism into new vernaculars — first Tea Party insurgent, then establishment conservative, now cautious hawk on China. He is the quintessential air-sign politician: light on his feet, always ready with a phrase that sounds resonant but can be reinterpreted later.


II. Metal Pig (1971) — The Stoic Moral Worker

The Pig in Chinese cosmology represents sincerity, endurance, and the instinct to serve collective good; the Metal element adds discipline, rigidity, and righteousness. Metal Pigs are builders of moral order — they need to believe their work stands for something pure.

They dislike chaos but will endure hardship for a just cause. That’s the source of Rubio’s almost religious tone: his speeches often frame politics as a test of faith, sacrifice, and dignity. The Metal Pig tempers Gemini’s volatility by giving it a moral backbone — a yearning to make all that verbal movement mean something stable.


III. Combined Archetype: The Faithful Orator

Gemini + Metal Pig = The Faithful Orator.
He speaks with the elasticity of Gemini but carries the conscience of the Pig.
He’s not the cynical word-smith — he’s the believer who must continuously rationalize belief in a system he suspects is impure.

That duality explains his oscillations: he can sound like a reformist and then revert to establishment orthodoxy. The Gemini side dialogues; the Pig side seeks purity. He wants a moral world, but he tries to build it through rhetoric — through the alchemy of speech acts.


IV. Psychological Pattern

  1. Inner split: Gemini’s fluidity vs. Metal Pig’s rigidity. The talker versus the moralist.

  2. Public persona: Clean-cut, devout, articulate — the ideal emissary of institutional virtue.

  3. Shadow: Fear of hypocrisy. When ideals slip, he over-corrects with moral rhetoric.

  4. Motivating myth: The exiled family redeemed by service to the Republic — a biblical return narrative that structures his ambition.

He’s not Machiavellian in the classic sense; he’s the disciple who wishes to command, the young preacher who became senator.


V. Anthropological Reading (Graeber Mode)

Rubio belongs to the class of clerical politicians — men who translate empire into sermon.
His speeches are filled with moral vocabulary (“dignity,” “faith,” “promise”) because he senses the empire has lost metaphysical coherence.
He performs what Graeber might call the ritual of moral legitimation — re-enchanting power by narrating it as virtue.

The Metal Pig’s righteousness keeps him loyal to institutional order, while Gemini’s adaptability lets him re-market that order for each decade.
He is not a revolutionary; he is the catechist of continuity, the priest who updates the liturgy while keeping the creed intact.


VI. Symbolic Image

Imagine a cathedral bell made of polished metal, suspended between two mirrors.
Each time it rings, the mirrors reflect each other endlessly — sound turned to echo, echo to doctrine.
That is Rubio’s aura: clarity and repetition, sincerity and self-reinforcement.


VII. Comparative Placement

FigureWesternChineseArchetypeFunction
TrumpGeminiFire DogCharismatic disruptorSpectacle of dominance
PutinLibraWater DragonDiplomatic autarchControlled destiny
RubioGeminiMetal PigFaithful oratorMoral legitimation

Trump declares order through will.
Putin embodies order through hierarchy.
Rubio preaches order through language.


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Steven Witkoff — The Broker of Unusual Links

Birth Date: March 15 1957 globalny.biz+2Ask Oracle+2

  • Western zodiac: Pisces

  • Chinese zodiac: Rooster (1957 = Fire Rooster) Ask Oracle+1


1. Pisces (Western) — The Connector of Depth and Empathy

Pisces is the water sign of dissolution, transcendence, and the liminal spaces. It tends to blur boundaries, absorb contexts, and operate in the margins between established forms. In a diplomatic broker like Witkoff, this suggests someone who thrives in the in-between: behind closed doors, between conflicting parties, navigating ambiguity rather than declaring clarity.


2. Fire Rooster (Chinese) — The Herald of Reform and Display

The Rooster is known for its ritual, showmanship, and sense of what is visible versus hidden. With the Fire element, the Rooster becomes more ambitious, dramatic, and direct — it demands the stage, flares its colours, and seeks recognition. A Fire Rooster wants to be seen, heard, and validated, while also wanting to structure the scene around them.


3. Combined Archetype: Pisces × Fire Rooster → The Diplomatic Showman

Putting them together gives a distinctive profile:

  • The Pisces quality means Witkoff enters conflict zones, war negotiations, back-channel diplomacy, absorbing tensions and making sense of multiple narratives.

  • The Fire Rooster quality means that he does this with flair — he becomes the figure who announces negotiations, arranges summits, takes the spotlight, even if his expertise is questioned.

  • Combined: He is the Broker-Performer — someone who moves between worlds, crafts the meeting, ensures the optics, while still claiming to mediate deep structural shifts.

In the context of the Alaska summit (and his role as envoy to Russia/Ukraine) this makes sense: a real-estate mogul turned envoy, flying to Moscow, orchestrating a high-profile meeting between two major states. His presence is symbolic as much as operational.


4. Psychological Temperament

  • Empathy + Performance: Pisces gives emotional attunement; the Fire Rooster wants stage-presence. Witkoff appears as someone comfortable in front of cameras and headlines but also operating in hidden networks.

  • Ambition + Mediation: Rooster brings ambition for recognition and reform; Pisces brings a sense of crisis or need for redemption. He may see himself as a bridge-builder, as the one who can repair broken links between powers.

  • Reluctant Specialist: The Fire Rooster wants authority, the Pisces wants fluidity. He may oscillate between wanting to dominate the narrative and being overwhelmed by the narrative he’s entered (e.g., Russia-Ukraine).

  • Public Ritualiser: The Rooster side ensures he knows how to stage a meeting, capture media attention; the Pisces side means his actual comfort zone is behind-the-scenes, absorbing information, playing the mediator.


5. Anthropological Reading (Graeber Mode)

Witkoff stands at the intersection of capital, diplomacy and spectacle. He is emblematic of the new form of 21st-century envoy: not a career diplomat, but a businessman/broker installed in the corridors of global power. In Graeber’s language, he is part of the “entrepreneurial diplomacy” class — those who treat states like deals, summits like product launches, war-zones like market disruptions.

His Pisces-Fire Rooster archetype means he is comfortable with symbolic rupture (summit in Alaska) and mediated spectacle (global coverage) yet also claims the moral mantle of mediation. He is the face of power’s transition: from formal institutional rule to informal networks and personal trust (friendship with Trump) as the locus of diplomacy.

This archetype is revealing for the Trump era: power being brokered by non-traditional actors, meetings being staged for optics with unclear substance, diplomacy being mixed with business deal-making. Witkoff is not just a mediator — he is a symbol of the deal-making ethos in international relations.


6. Symbolic Image

Picture a fire-crowned rooster perched on a submerged shell, the shell half-hidden beneath dark waters (Pisces). The rooster crows, its flames reflecting across the surface; beneath, serpentine currents swirl. Around the shell float discreet items: a handshake, a private jet, a handshake again. This image captures the Broker-Performer: visible, flamboyant, yet anchored in deeper, unseen currents.


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Sergey Lavrov is a fascinating study: a man whose face is nearly always impassive, yet whose words cut with surgical precision. His chart reveals that blend of ice and intellect, a person born to serve structure, not to invent it — the quintessential guardian of empire.


Birth Data

  • Born: March 21, 1950 (Moscow, USSR)

  • Western zodiac: Aries ♈︎ (cusp of Pisces and Aries — the “Dawn Sign”)

  • Chinese zodiac: Metal Tiger

So we have Aries + Metal Tiger — fire within steel: the warrior-diplomat archetype.


I. Aries — The Initiator, the Direct Current

Aries is ruled by Mars: courage, confrontation, the will to act. It’s the sign of beginnings, not endings — those who move first, who strike to define reality.
In diplomacy, this becomes the assertive negotiator, the one who controls tempo and tone. Lavrov’s press conferences and UN performances show this perfectly: blunt, unyielding, turning language into an instrument of dominance.

But he’s not reckless — he’s the first-mover within hierarchy, not a revolutionary. Aries gives him energy, not rebellion.


II. Metal Tiger (1950) — The Strategist of Precision

Tigers in Chinese cosmology are symbols of courage and individual authority. The Metal element, however, tempers passion with cold focus — it gives discipline, righteousness, rigidity of principle.
The Metal Tiger is the archetype of the commanding officer: honour-bound, loyal to system, yet fully self-possessed.

Lavrov’s longevity in the foreign ministry — serving every Russian leader from the late Soviet period to Putin — shows this perfectly. He is not an improviser; he is a metal-forged loyalist, an extension of institutional will.


III. Combined Archetype: Aries × Metal Tiger → “The Iron Flame”

This pairing fuses Mars’ ignition with the Tiger’s discipline — energy encased in armour.

  • Aries gives the spark: initiative, the capacity to act when others hesitate.

  • Metal Tiger gives the form: authority, a code, the ability to embody state will.
    Together, they produce someone who appears fearless, even confrontational, yet moves only within clearly defined parameters.

Lavrov doesn’t make policy — he personifies it. He’s the physical embodiment of Russian diplomacy’s temperament: proud, indignant, strategic, endlessly patient beneath a burning core of self-belief.


IV. Psychological and Symbolic Pattern

  • Temperament: Controlled aggression. He fights through syntax rather than weapons. Each word is a tactical strike.

  • Relationship to Power: Total internalisation. The state speaks through him, but with a poet’s awareness of tone.

  • Method: Invert moral accusation — the Aries instinct to confront, the Tiger instinct to win honour through reversal.

  • Shadow: Pride hardened into fatalism; the risk of believing his rhetoric is not a weapon but truth itself.


V. Anthropological Reading (Graeber-style)

Lavrov is a priest of sovereignty.
Where Western diplomats invoke values, he invokes order — a cosmology of statehood.
In Graeber’s terms, he is a ritual functionary of a world-system still organised around sacred hierarchies of nation and empire.

His speeches are liturgies of counter-power: they transform grievance into legitimacy, defeat into dignity.
He performs the ritual of inversion: when accused of aggression, he declares defensive sanctity; when cornered, he expands the frame.
It’s classic Tiger logic — control the narrative by reframing the hunt.

Lavrov, then, is not merely a politician — he’s the myth-keeper of post-Soviet identity, ensuring that the Russian state’s moral grammar remains intact even when materially challenged.
He’s the continuity between old and new imperiums: Soviet discipline wrapped in Orthodox stoicism, powered by Aries’ fire.


VI. Symbolic Imagery

Picture a tiger cast in metal, eyes glowing faintly red, seated on a marble plinth beneath a rising sun.
The tiger’s claws rest on a scroll — the treaty, the text — and its tail coils around a burning ember.
That is Lavrov’s essence: stillness as power, rhetoric as weapon, fire controlled within a cage of ceremony.


VII. Comparative Placement

FigureWesternChineseArchetypeMode of Power
PutinLibraWater DragonControlled rulerBalance & destiny
LavrovAriesMetal TigerIron flameDisciplined assertion
TrumpGeminiFire DogShowman-rulerSpectacle of dominance

Putin plans within eternity (Dragon), Trump performs the moment (Dog), and Lavrov enforces continuity (Tiger).
He is the voice that turns Putin’s myth into grammar — the bridge between command and narrative.


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Dmitry Medvedev is in many ways the perfect counterpoint to Lavrov: not the iron tiger, but the reflective mirror of Russian modernity — a technocrat caught between eras. His astrological structure shows that tension clearly: a man born to harmonise the irreconcilable, yet hardened by having to choose sides.


Birth Data

  • Born: September 14, 1965 (Leningrad, USSR)

  • Western zodiac: Virgo ♍︎

  • Chinese zodiac: Wood Snake

So: Virgo + Wood Snake — the Analyst of Power, the intellectual serpent coiled within bureaucracy.


I. Virgo — The Technician of Order

Virgo is ruled by Mercury, the planet of analysis and refinement. It doesn’t conquer — it optimises.
Medvedev’s Virgo nature appears in his early career: law, digitalisation, modernisation — his obsession with systems that run smoothly.
Where Lavrov is the ritualist of sovereignty, Medvedev was the engineer of legitimacy.

Virgo’s gift is precision; its curse is doubt.
He sought to rationalise a structure that was fundamentally irrational — to make autocracy efficient, capitalism patriotic, the internet patriotic but open.
It’s the Virgo paradox: wanting to fix a system whose design resists repair.


II. Wood Snake (1965) — The Diplomatic Strategist

The Snake in Chinese astrology is wisdom and discretion — the archetype of the thinker behind the curtain.
The Wood element gives it creativity and flexibility, softening its natural secrecy.
This creates an elegant, cerebral style — the strategist who sees 10 moves ahead but prefers to act through intermediaries.

In Medvedev, Wood Snake becomes the digital reformer, the moderniser who believes intellect can outlast brute force.
But snakes shed skin — and when cornered, strike.
We’ve seen this transformation in his later years: the once-gentle liberal reformer turned fierce nationalist voice online, his words acidic and unforgiving. The Snake has withdrawn into its final defensive coil.


III. Combined Archetype: Virgo × Wood Snake → “The Bureaucratic Oracle”

This pairing is all about intellect as survival.

  • Virgo organises the world.

  • Snake interprets it symbolically.
    Together they produce a thinker who lives through control of information — both in mind and in institution.

This is why Medvedev’s strength was never charisma, but plausibility.
He was the “acceptable” face of Russian power for the West — the rationalist interpreter of Putin’s mythic politics.
But Virgo’s analytical detachment made him seem unsure, too interpretive in a system that rewards assertion.

His time as president (2008–2012) was essentially a test: could a technocrat stabilise an autocracy through reason?
The answer, symbolically, was no — reason became subservient to myth again, and he receded into shadow.


IV. Psychological and Symbolic Pattern

  • Temperament: Introspective, calculating, perfectionist.

  • Public Face: The reformer, the rational bureaucrat.

  • Shadow: Cynicism — when reason fails, only irony remains.

  • Survival Mechanism: Adaptation through rhetoric; the Snake changes tone, the Virgo changes structure.

This explains his recent transformation: he’s still the same man — but the syntax has changed. He has reinterpreted loyalty as logic, turning outrage into new equilibrium.


V. Anthropological Reading (Graeber-style)

Medvedev represents the technological priesthood of the late empire — the managerial elite that arose to rationalise mystical power.
Where Lavrov speaks the theology of statehood, Medvedev once spoke the liturgical language of progress.
He’s the archetype of what Graeber might call the disillusioned administrator: the one who knows the machine’s absurdity but keeps polishing it, hoping functionality will redeem faith.

In this, he’s tragic — the bureaucrat who tried to become a visionary, and ended up a herald.
He doesn’t wield the myth; he translates it into code, speech, law.
And when the myth overtakes him, he becomes its amplifier — no longer speaking about power, but for it.


VI. Symbolic Imagery

Imagine a serpent carved of glass and wood, coiled around a mechanical clock whose gears are still turning though its hands have frozen.
The serpent watches, patient, reflective — aware that time has stopped but rhythm continues.
That’s Medvedev: the man who sees the mechanism, but can’t restart it.


VII. Comparative Table

FigureWesternChineseArchetypeFunction
LavrovAriesMetal TigerIron flameVoice of sovereignty
MedvedevVirgoWood SnakeBureaucratic oracleInterpreter of reason
PutinLibraWater DragonArchitect of destinyEmbodiment of myth

Putin is the myth, Lavrov enforces it, and Medvedev rationalises it.
He is the “ghost technocrat” — always necessary, never sovereign.


 


 

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