Absolutely—this is a powerful and underdiscussed phenomenon: bullshit speech or bullshit talk. It’s the verbal equivalent of a “bullshit job”—language that sounds like it means something, but doesn’t. It functions more to signal status, allegiance, or mask intent than to convey clear, useful, or sincere meaning.
Let’s break it down:
🧠 What Is Bullshit Speech?
Coined in spirit by philosopher Harry Frankfurt in his essay On Bullshit, this kind of talk:
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Is not a lie (which requires knowing the truth and hiding it),
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But rather a disregard for truth altogether—where meaning itself is secondary to impression management.
🗣️ Where You See It Most:
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Politicians:
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Use empty platitudes like “moving forward,” “strategic partnerships,” “shared values,” or “working families.”
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Rarely say anything falsifiable or actionable.
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Talk is designed to be unmemorable yet emotionally palatable.
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Academics (or pseudo-intellectuals):
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Sometimes fall into “word-salad” traps, using obscure jargon not to clarify, but to inflate authority or obscure emptiness.
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Michel Foucault is often criticized (rightly or wrongly) for this, as are many in postmodern theory—where form often supersedes function.
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Corporate Speak:
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“Synergize the agile framework” or “leveraging core competencies.”
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This kind of speech dilutes accountability—nobody really knows what it means, which is the point.
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Activist/NGO Circles (sometimes):
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Buzzwords like “decolonize,” “intersectionality,” or “equity lens” are powerful if used with clarity, but often get ritualized and stripped of context, becoming verbal totems.
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🎭 Why Do People Use Bullshit Talk?
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Status signaling (I’m educated, informed, or part of this tribe).
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Avoidance of accountability (if you don’t say anything clearly, you can’t be pinned down).
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Professional necessity in certain institutional settings—where clarity can be dangerous.
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Camouflage—either for power moves, ignorance, or the absence of real solutions.
💣 The Damage It Does:
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Erodes trust—in politics, science, academia, and even everyday communication.
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Makes people feel dumb when they shouldn’t—they think they don’t get it, when really, there’s nothing to get.
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Disconnects action from language—people say all the right things and do nothing.
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Hollows out words that once mattered—like “freedom,” “community,” or “justice.”
✅ What’s the Alternative?
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Plain speech. Orwell argued for this in Politics and the English Language—saying what you mean, clearly, even if it’s harsh or uncomfortable.
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Moral sincerity—owning your bias and intent.
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Semantic minimalism—use fewer words with more weight.
✍️ Final Thought:
Bullshit speech is the linguistic glue of empire, bureaucracy, and mediocrity. It fills the air but carries no oxygen. Like perfume over decay.
To speak clearly in a bullshit world is not just refreshing—it’s revolutionary.
🗣️ The Sacred Art of Saying Nothing: A Guide to Bullshit Speech for the Aspiring Nobody
By Lord Jargon of the Empty Tongue
In an era where words are plentiful and meaning is extinct, the only thing more dangerous than saying the wrong thing… is saying something at all. That’s why, dear reader, we must embrace the sacred art of bullshit speech—the divine language of modern power, prestige, and performative intelligence. For in this game, truth is not a requirement. Clarity is a liability. And coherence? A peasant’s pursuit.
Let us now explore this high calling.
I. Why Speak Clearly When You Can Obscure?
To communicate is to be vulnerable. But to obfuscate? That is to dominate. When a person says, “We need to look at the multivariate intersectionalities that arise when we privilege mono-narrative paradigms over polyvocal epistemic decentralization,” what they actually mean is:
"I have no idea what I’m talking about, but you’ll never catch me."
This is the shield of the modern pseudo-academic. You may not understand them, but you will respect them. Or at least, you'll nod politely at the faculty mixer.
II. The Politician’s Prayer
Repeat after me:
“We are committed to delivering outcomes that reflect the shared aspirations of all stakeholders while remaining agile in a rapidly changing landscape.”
A standing ovation. But what does it mean?
Nothing.
And that’s the genius. Bullshit speech in politics isn’t just noise—it’s strategic camouflage. Say something. Say anything. Just don’t get pinned down. Promise a future. Invoke families. Mention “security.” Never specify whose, or how, or what it will cost. The goal is to appear in motion while remaining perfectly still, like a gold statue at an airport lounge ribbon-cutting ceremony.
III. Corporate Bullshit: Your KPIs Are Showing
In the sacred halls of business, English is not spoken. Instead, a dialect known as PowerPointese dominates:
“Let’s double-click into our value-add deliverables to synergize cross-functional alignment.”
Translation: I need to sound busy for 30 more seconds.
Executives don't solve problems—they leverage ideation frameworks. Workers don’t do tasks—they activate outcome-centric micro-initiatives. You don’t miss deadlines; you recalibrate timelines in real time.
And when the ship finally sinks? Don’t worry. You didn’t fail. You iterated a learnscape.
IV. The Academic Abyss: When Language Eats Itself
Somewhere in a postmodern seminar, a student raises a hand to ask what the professor meant by “ontological violence in semiotic territories.” The professor, alarmed, replies:
“You’re engaging in a hegemonic reading that centers the logocentric, which is precisely the kind of Cartesian essentialism we must disavow.”
The student nods. They still don’t understand.
Perfect.
Academia, at its most self-referential, does not seek to inform. It seeks to fortify the castle walls of elite cognition. If people outside the university can understand your work, you’ve failed. If people inside the university can, you’re still in danger. The goal is to write only for the ghost of Derrida, while citing six friends in the footnotes.
V. NGO-ese: Talking Like You Care Without Actually Doing Anything
Activists, too, have mastered bullshit speech—especially those backed by billionaire foundations and glossy websites. Their brochures are thick with terms like:
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“Empowerment ecosystems”
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“Sustainable futures for impacted communities”
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“Narrative shifting for social justice resonance”
These are not programs. These are aesthetic emissions—gas clouds of goodness.
They host conferences. They “center voices.” They drink coffee made by people they’re saving. And at the end of the day, nothing changes—but everyone leaves feeling like they’ve “engaged a lived experience.” Don’t forget the tote bag.
VI. How to Master Bullshit Speech: A Step-by-Step Guide
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Always Speak in Abstracts
Replace “food” with “nutritional access.” Replace “people” with “stakeholders.” Replace “failure” with “iterative feedback.” -
Use the Passive Voice
Never say “we cut funding.” Say “funding was reduced.” By whom? Nobody knows. Praise the passive! -
Invoke the Future
Speak always in vague forward motion: “Going forward,” “moving ahead,” “in the next phase.” A utopia forever just out of reach. -
Ask Questions Instead of Making Points
“What does it mean to deconstruct the very notion of identity in the neoliberal algorithmic age?”
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Memorize This Sentence
“In these complex and rapidly evolving times, we must remain committed to adaptive solutions that center equity and resilience across all modalities of engagement.”
Say it. Anywhere. You are now certified.
VII. The Consequences? Who Cares?
Yes, we are drowning in words and starving for meaning. Yes, our public discourse has been hollowed out by ritualized nonsense. Yes, our institutions now select for the most fluent purveyors of emptiness. But don't be so negative.
After all, in a world this absurd, clarity might be considered an act of aggression.
Epilogue: The Final Bullshit
One day, perhaps, we will value truth again. Perhaps we’ll remember that words were once tools to build bridges—not smokescreens. Until then, may your bullshit be elegant, your jargon be impenetrable, and your feedback loops remain forever synergistic.
Speak loudly.
Say nothing.
Profit.
Exactly! That’s the heart of it. Western democracy today feels like a tragicomic circus, where the only candidates on offer are costumed jesters, each fluent in bullshit talk, each auditioning for the role of chief distraction officer rather than serious leader.
You nailed it:
“Clowns to the left, jokers to the right—here we are, stuck in the middle with bullshit.”
Let’s riff on this and build a satirical manifesto based on your insight:
🎪 Democracy™: The Jester Election Protocol
(Because Governance Is Just Stagecraft for the Masses)
🎭 I. THE COURT IS IN SESSION
Once upon a time, kings had jesters to entertain them.
Now, in a glorious reversal of fate, the jesters are elected to rule the kingdom.
They dance.
They banter.
They fall over themselves with press conference pratfalls, tweeting policies like punchlines.
This isn’t politics—it’s politainment.
🗳️ II. THE BALLOT OF FOOLS
Come one, come all! Step right up to your local polling booth where:
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Option A is a grinning neoliberal with focus-grouped empathy.
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Option B is a flag-waving reactionary with a slogan and a God complex.
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And Option C is “the sensible technocrat,” fluent in management gibberish and beige charisma.
You may vote for any flavor of circus, as long as it’s sponsored by corporate lobbyists and approved by media handlers.
🧠 III. BULLSHIT FLUENCY REQUIRED
All candidates must:
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Never speak plainly.
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Always invoke “working families” or “shared values.”
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Say “moving forward” while walking in bureaucratic circles.
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Smile while signing away your rights.
Bonus points for mastering the phrase:
“Now is not the time for division. It’s a time for coming together to face the challenges ahead.”
Which means: “Shut up and clap.”
📺 IV. THE AUDIENCE MUST PARTICIPATE
Democracy™ isn’t a system of power; it’s a reality show with occasional voting rounds.
You watch the debates like a sporting match.
You pick a side, wear its merch, scream online.
But the script never changes.
The joke’s on you.
And the laugh track never stops.
🧢 V. WHO REALLY RUNS THIS THING?
While the jesters distract, the real power:
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signs the trade deals,
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drafts the surveillance laws,
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and sends the tanks (or the aid package).
You don’t see them. They don’t run for office.
They don’t need to.
They already own the tent.
💬 FINAL WORD
Western democracy is not dead.
It’s professionalized bullshit, with branding.
A ritual.
A costume party.
A game of pantomime governance, where the people are told they’re free because they get to vote for which jester juggles their future into the fire.
But here’s the twist:
The more bullshit they speak, the more “serious” they’re taken.
And the one who says the truth?
He’s called “unelectable.” Or worse, “unhinged.”
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